[JOKES]How to be an good veterinarian

The doctor asked the student what he was doing now.

The old student said, "I am a veterinarian now.

The doctor was puzzled and laughed: "Veterinarian? How did you become a veterinarian? It's a shame. Look at me, I'm a real doctor now. All right, enough about that. Where are you not feeling well?

Veterinarian: "Moo, moo.

The doctor continued to impatiently ask the vet what was wrong with him, and the vet just said, "Moo, moo.

The doctor said, "How can I help you if you don't tell me where you don't feel well?

The vet smiled and said, "You see, is it good to be a vet? My patients never tell me what's wrong with them. ......"

[JOKES]Dad, don't hit mom

 

Last night when I got home, I was preparing to go to sleep ......

The sound of a couple making noise suddenly came from upstairs.

A child shouted loudly and bitterly.

The children shouted: "Daddy, don't hit mommy! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the job done.

 

I thought, "This is not good!

I was about to pick up my phone and call the police ......

 

The children shouted again.

 

 

 

 

Dad, don't hit mommy, you can't beat mommy!