[笑話]山洞裡有聲音

 

有個人對著山洞大喊 : 嗚郎滴咧哞??

山洞裡有聲音回答: 嗚 ....嗚....

然後他就被火車撞死了

[笑話]你能為我而死嗎？

 有一天小美對小明說：「你能為我而死嗎？」

結果小明很驚訝的慢慢把手伸進耳朵...
(餵我耳屎)

[笑話]先進船的人會先說什麼 ？

 

先進船的人會先說什麼 ？

會說online

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.

因為仙境傳說online

[限時優惠]首次下載易遊網app 送711咖啡

 

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[限時優惠]IKEA生日優惠，主餐買一送一

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IKEA特別為生日的你準備了獨享生日禮，只要於生日當月持宜家卡及至IKEA任一分店，就能兌換壽星獨享的主餐買一送一生日券喔

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[News]Biden widens lead in Polls China Post: Voters have decided?

You also can find latest poll from 

https://www.270towin.com/2020-polls-biden-trump/ 

    

With less than a month to go before the U.S. 2020 election on November 3, the Washington Post reports that voters fed up with Donald Trump have decided to unseat him, unlike four years ago when many decided at the last minute to give the political mogul a chance.

Peg Bohnert, an Arizona retiree, voted for President Donald Trump in 2016 because he thought the businessman would give a new spin to White House operations. Ruth Mierzwa, who set up shop in Pennsylvania, voted for a third party four years ago when neither party voted. Roman Uglehus, a college student in North Carolina, never votes.

3 people this time have decided to vote for the democratic candidate biden (JoeBiden), they say trump recent Zhou Huang cavity to be out of tune, including ridiculous debate performance, to the fallen soldiers with banter and let the nominee in the White House rose garden ceremony become epidemic spread of super event, in the let them decide or strengthen voting intentions.

Misawa said Trump's current performance is so frightening that she feels she can't afford to waste her votes on a third candidate. But she was disillusioned by Trump's habit of lying, ignoring reality and attacking opponents during crises. Egolhaas voted to bring Trump down because of his frequent interruptions and bullying during debates and his reluctance to condemn white supremacist groups.

On average, the China Post poll shows Biden's lead over Trump has widened from single digits in late summer to 12 percentage points in early October. A Post-ABC News poll released today shows Biden leading Trump 54 percent to 42 percent nationally, with polls in the battleground states somewhat close, but the lead remains clear.

Four years ago, many last-minute voters stunned the world by handing Trump an upset victory, but this year has seen signs that many voters have made up their minds early and that many otherwise neutral voters are turning to Biden.

In Nazareth, Pennsylvania, a once-democratic town where working-class white voters overwhelmingly voted for Trump in 2016, Hillary Clinton was barely visible on the main street, which was filled with Trump flags. The flag of Clinton; The Trump banner is still flying everywhere, but in recent weeks, biden flags have been hanging out of front yards and shop Windows.

According to a recent Pew Research Center survey, 49 percent of voters who voted for a third-place candidate in 2016 would vote for Biden this time, while only 26 percent would vote for Trump.

Ralph Willard, 77, a retired management consultant who has voted Republican for most of his life, did not vote for Trump in 2016, but cast a ballot that included the name of another Republican. Until recently, he had planned to cast a ballot in this year's general election, but at dinner with his family last week, his 17-year-old daughter told him to think again.

"With tears in her eyes, she said, 'Can you vote for me?'" Willard said. His daughter's words struck him as a far safer and more reasonable man than Joe Biden, so he decided to vote Democratic again, more than half a century later.