有一天曹操抓了劉備、關羽和張飛。
曹操說:你們三個去果園裡，一人選一樣水果，於是三人進去了。
過了一會，劉備拿著一個蘋果出來了。曹操對他說:你把自己摘的水果塞進你的肛門裡，我就放了你。劉備試了試没成功被殺了!
關羽拿着三顆葡萄走出來，曹操對他說了同樣的話。
當關羽塞到第三顆的時候，突然一笑，把最後一顆夾爆了，於是也被殺了。
關羽來到地獄，閻王問他:你怎麼這樣笨，你不笑不就没事了！
關羽道：我也不想笑啊，只是我塞到第三顆的時候，看到張飛抱著一個榴槤走出來了……...
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