有一天,公主被魔王抓走了。
公主大喊:「救命啊!救命啊!」
魔王大笑:「哈哈!妳就叫破嗓
子吧!沒有人會救妳的!」
公主:「破嗓子!破嗓子」
沒有人:「公主,我來救妳了!」
魔王:「說曹操曹操到...」
曹操:「請問你是劉備嗎?」
魔王:「哇咧!見鬼了!」
鬼:「我在這裡!」
魔王:「Oh my god!」
天神:「誰在叫我?」
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