Thursday, August 22, 2019
[Jokes] Get up and off to school
Mother is waking her son: “John, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
“John, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”
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