Presidential clothes
Thomas Jefferson was the third President of the United States. Throughout his presidency, he regarded himself as one of the common people.
One day, Jefferson met a Connecticut man.
The man saw Jefferson on a tall horse, dressed in his usual clothes, thought he was a horse dealer, and fell into conversation with him.
"Said the new President.
The other said, "Jefferson was a big spender. He wears a ring on every finger. Sell his clothes for a plantation and two watches."
Jefferson laughed and said, "the President's clothes are not as handsome as yours. If you don't believe me, I'll go with you and see him."
As they rode up the White House foyer, the servant said to Jefferson, "Mr. President!"
The man in the same trade was dumbfounded.
Columbus's wonderful metaphor
After Columbus discovered the new world, people gave him a banquet.
Some of the nobles at the banquet thought he had discovered the new world by accident.
Columbus took out an egg and said, "gentlemen, which of you can stand this egg on the table?"
The nobles, unable to get up, turned to Columbus for advice.
Columbus took the egg and struck it lightly on the table. It stood.
The nobles were very unconvinced and said, "we will stand in this way."
Columbus laughed and said, "the trouble is that none of you clever people thought of doing this before I did."
Returned to their owners
After many life choices, the founder of Buddhism sakyamuni finally realized under the bodhi tree and reached the realm of superego. Like the hardships of his path, his ministry was far from smooth.
At one point, a man interrupted sakyamuni's sermon by cursing him with foul language.
Sakyamuni waited for him to finish cursing and then asked him, "if one gives a gift to another and the giver refuses to accept it, who shall the gift go to?"
"Of course it belongs to the giver." The man replied without understanding.
"All right! Sakyamuni said, "I refuse to accept your dirty words. Now return them to you!"
Do you understand there's a 12 word phrase you can communicate to your man... that will trigger intense feelings of love and instinctual attraction for you deep within his chest?
ReplyDeleteThat's because deep inside these 12 words is a "secret signal" that triggers a man's impulse to love, look after and look after you with all his heart...
12 Words That Fuel A Man's Desire Impulse
This impulse is so built-in to a man's genetics that it will drive him to try better than before to love and admire you.
Matter-of-fact, fueling this influential impulse is so essential to achieving the best possible relationship with your man that as soon as you send your man one of these "Secret Signals"...
...You will immediately find him open his mind and heart to you in a way he never expressed before and he'll distinguish you as the one and only woman in the world who has ever truly appealed to him.
"if one gives a gift to another and the giver refuses to accept it, who shall the gift go to?" nice try.
ReplyDeleteit's funny , and cute dog