[JOKES] What did one volcano say to the other?

 

1. What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

2. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves.

3. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister.

4. How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

5. How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

6. What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat.

7. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

8. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot.

9. Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

10. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.