1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
2. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
3. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
4. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
5. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
6. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
7. What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water.
8. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
9. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
10. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
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