1. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
2. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
3. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
4. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
5. What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
6. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
7. What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.
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