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2022年1月14日星期五
[JOKES]How to be an good veterinarian
The doctor asked the student what he was doing now.
The old student said, "I am a veterinarian now.
The doctor was puzzled and laughed: "Veterinarian? How did you become a veterinarian? It's a shame. Look at me, I'm a real doctor now. All right, enough about that. Where are you not feeling well?
Veterinarian: "Moo, moo.
The doctor continued to impatiently ask the vet what was wrong with him, and the vet just said, "Moo, moo.
The doctor said, "How can I help you if you don't tell me where you don't feel well?
The vet smiled and said, "You see, is it good to be a vet? My patients never tell me what's wrong with them. ......"
[JOKES]Dad, don't hit mom
Last night when I got home, I was preparing to go to sleep ......
The sound of a couple making noise suddenly came from upstairs.
A child shouted loudly and bitterly.
The children shouted: "Daddy, don't hit mommy! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the job done.
I thought, "This is not good!
I was about to pick up my phone and call the police ......
The children shouted again.
Dad, don't hit mommy, you can't beat mommy!
2021年9月16日星期四
[JOKES] Why did the cookie go to the hospital ?
1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
2. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
3. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
4. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
5. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
6. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
7. What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water.
8. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
9. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
10. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
[JOKES] What did one volcano say to the other?
1. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
2. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
3. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
4. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
5. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
7. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
8. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.
9. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
10. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.
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