一個酒鬼喝醉酒了回到家中，跟太太說：「我們家真的鬧鬼了。」
太太：「怎麼說?」
酒鬼：「我剛回來時要去上廁所，沒想到才一開門，燈就亮了。」
太太：「真的嗎?」酒鬼用力點頭。
太太想了想說：「你是不是覺得裡面還有陣陣陰風吹出來?」
酒鬼覺得驚訝極了，說：「你怎麼知道?」太太生氣的大聲說：「這是你第三次喝醉後在冰箱裡尿尿了。」
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