A: In snow banks.
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why is your foot more special than your other body parts?
A: Because they have their own soul.
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
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