Don’t look! I’m about to change.
2. Why was the little strawberry crying?
His mom was in a jam.
3. What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeño business.
4. Why are frogs are so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
5. How do you befriend a squirrel?
Just act like a nut.
6. Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?
No? Really? It’s making headlines!
7. Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
8. What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?
Lookin’ a little pail there.
9. Why do chicken coups always have two doors?
With four, they’d be chicken sedans.
10. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
11. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
12. What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse.
13. What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry?
Throw a coconut at their face.
14. What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool?
Bob.
15. What do cows most like to read?
Cattle-logs.
16. How does a duck buy lipstick?
She just puts it on her bill.
17.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
18. What did the cop say to his stomach?
Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!
19. What do you call a snowman on a hot day?
Puddle.
20. What do you do with a sick boat?
Take is to the doc already.
21. What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?
Oh, snap!
22. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man.
23. What did one shark say to the other as he ate a clownfish?
Well this tastes a little funny.
24. What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
Make a seizure salad.
25. What did the older chimney say to the younger one?
But you’re way too young to smoke!
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