Tuesday, September 24, 2019
[Jokes]Humor with wisdom
Witty answer to reporter
Franklin Roosevelt served four terms as President of the United States. On March 25, 1944, franklin Roosevelt was re-elected for a fourth term as President of the United States. A reporter from pioneer BBS asked the 32nd President how he felt about his re-election. Roosevelt smiled and offered the reporter two sandwiches. The reporter thought it was an honor and ate it soon. Roosevelt asked him to take the third piece, the reporter was flattered, although the stomach is no longer needed, but he still eat it. Roosevelt smiled and said, "there is no need to answer your questions now, because you already know what you feel."
Hard to Say
Because of President Coolidge's reticence, many people always took great pride in talking to him. At a dinner party, a lady sitting next to Coolidge tried to get him to talk to her more. She said, "Mr. Coolidge, I made a bet that I could get more than three words out of you." "You lose! Coolidge said.
Once a famous lady of society sat shoulder to shoulder with the President, and she talked on and on, but the President remained silent. She had to say to him, "Mr. President, you are too quiet. Today I must try to get you to say something more, more than two words." President Coolidge muttered, "in vain."
Switch watch
George Washington was the first President of the United States. He has a young secretary. One morning the secretary arrived late. He found Washington waiting for him. Feeling guilty, he said that something was wrong with his watch. Washington calmly replied, "I'm afraid you'll have to change your watch, or I'll have to change my secretary."
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