[JOKES] Why did the cookie go to the hospital ?

1. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

2. Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

3. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

4. How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.

5. What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite.

6. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

7. What kind of water can’t freeze?

Hot water.

8. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

9. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore.

10. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip. 

[JOKES] What did one volcano say to the other?

 

1. What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

2. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves.

3. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister.

4. How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

5. How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

6. What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat.

7. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

8. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot.

9. Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

10. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

[JOKES]What is a computer’s favorite snack?

 

1. How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut.

2. What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts

3. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints.

4. How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night.

5. What building in your town has the most stories?

The public library.

6. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

7. What is a computer’s favorite snack?

Computer chips.

[JOKES]hat did one toilet say to the other?

 1. What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed.

2. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

3. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

4. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

5. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

[JOKES]What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock.

5. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience. 

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[JOKES]New Lamp named Love in Night

 

When the table lamp is turned on, the fabric cover covers the body of the lamp, giving it the appearance of a phalanx. According to the artist, it was originally intended to be called Phallamp or Lampenis, but ultimately it was called LOVE IN LIGHT.

When you want to turn on the light, just hold it by hand and pull down the lampshade to turn on the light.

[笑話]好笑的趣味機智問答

 Ｑ：大象的媽媽是誰？

Ａ：猩猩，因為相由心生

Ｑ：一個成功的男人背後都有什麼？

Ａ：一根脊椎。

 

Ｑ：如果有一輛計程車，你是司機，小明是乘客。那計程車是誰的？

Ａ：如果的。

 

Ｑ：小明為什麼每次跑步比賽都輸？

Ａ：因為他穿慢跑鞋。

 

Ｑ：東方人和西方人有什麼不一樣？

Ａ：一個是東一個是西當然不一樣。

 

Ｑ：薏仁被趕出家門，猜一種職業。

Ａ：街頭藝人。

 

Ｑ：為何電腦不快樂？

Ａ：因為有D槽(低潮)。

 

Ｑ：軟糖哭了會變成什麼？

Ａ：QQ軟糖(哭哭軟糖)。

 

Ｑ：太陽住在哪裡？

Ａ：太陽穴

 

Ｑ：台灣領土裡面最小的島？

Ａ：分隔島

[笑話]智慧女孩

有一個四十歲的女生長的還不錯，有一份工作，收入穩定，

有一天小明就問她：「你條件這麼好，怎麼還沒結婚啊？」

那女生回答：「我小時候是田徑隊的，有一次受傷，腳底留了一個疤。」

小明就問：「腳底有一個疤，跟你有沒有結婚有什麼關係呢？」

那女生回答：「對啊～那我結不結婚關你什麼事？」

[笑話] 娃娃車驚魂 之 撞事夭夭

忍笑大賽常勝軍之中天新聞NG片段 娃娃車驚魂------逃之...撞事夭夭

[笑話]山洞裡有聲音

 

有個人對著山洞大喊 : 嗚郎滴咧哞??

山洞裡有聲音回答: 嗚 ....嗚....

然後他就被火車撞死了

[笑話]你能為我而死嗎？

 有一天小美對小明說：「你能為我而死嗎？」

結果小明很驚訝的慢慢把手伸進耳朵...
(餵我耳屎)

[笑話]先進船的人會先說什麼 ？

 

先進船的人會先說什麼 ？

會說online

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因為仙境傳說online